Cleopatra's brainstorm on how to avoid being humiliated by Octavia:

1. Wrap myself in a carpet for the rest of my life.
2. Start a take-out pizza business named after one of my sons: Little Ceasar
3. Bail out the American economy with my wealth--It worked in Italy--interest went from 12 to 4%!
4. Make myself a pyramid even though those are so last century!
5. Go out with a bang--get bitten by a snake. Ouch!